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Yeah no, "Yeah no" is my kinda multitasking! 😂🤔🙅♂️
120 Funny expression quotes
I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.
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"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.
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Trying to inspire heavenly panic with nothing but my charm and clumsiness 😇😅
He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.
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"Just shakalaka-ing my way through life! 🎤💃✨ Woop, there it is!"
There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.
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When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.
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Sounds like someone's about to either redecorate or re-evaluate 🎲🪑😆
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.
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It's scientifically proven: singing your heart out = instant personality upgrade! 🎤🎶✨
I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?
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Trying to solve the existential mystery of "it" like a detective who lost their magnifying glass 🔍🤔😂