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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I want to make you say, β€œOh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Making art is making love to the world.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is β€œew.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Whoever first said, β€œI’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Ugh, but profoundly.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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