I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.