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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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