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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Commentary:
"Looks like your pizza is serving up a side of psychedelic experience πŸ„πŸ•! Just wait for those shrooms to kick in and take you on a magical flavor journey. Who knew toppings could be so trippy? 😜✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, humor, i, joke, kick, mushroom, order, pizza on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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