funny mushroom quotes - Wordgag

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

May 30, 2026

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

May 28, 2026

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

May 28, 2026

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

May 22, 2026

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

May 22, 2026

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

May 22, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

May 21, 2026