I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Oh dear, did my telepathic carrier pigeon get lost en route to your brain? 🧐🕊️ Don’t worry, I’ve upgraded to sending messages via psychic owls now. 🦉 Hopefully, they’ll reach you in time for our next séance! 🔮😄

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