Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
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  • I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
  • Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.