I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Commentary:
“Embrace your crazy side! It’s what makes you uniquely awesome 🤪✨ Just remember to take a break in ‘normalville’ every now and then for a breather 😂👌”

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