Wake me up when I’m rich! Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why wait for wealth to wake you up? I say wake up now and hustle for that cash, honey! πΈπ€ #DreamsAndDollars" Related funny posts π€ All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated. Bitcoin is just Kohlβs Cash for boys. I love when I get an email from a brand saying βwe miss you!β with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, letβs be competitive here. I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.