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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
46 Funny rich quotes
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
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Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.
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Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
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When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?
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When the garbage has its own zip code 😅🗺️🏠