I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring. There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”. No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does. Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.