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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Breaking via Reddit:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Broadcasted on Threads:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Going viral on TikTok:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Trending via Discord:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Trending via Pinterest:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Funny desire quotes bring a playful twist to the things we crave and dream about. 😆✨ From cheeky musings on our wildest wishes to humorous takes on our everyday yearnings, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Dive in and enjoy a laugh at the quirks of desire! 😂💭

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Reported on Slack:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Spotted on Discord:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Spotted on Slack:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Just landed via X:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Freshly posted on X:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Just shared via Threads:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Spotted on Slack:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Spotted on X:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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