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When she asked for the moon, I gave her a moon pie instead. Close enough, right? 🌝🥧
84 Funny desire quotes
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.
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Budget be like: "I'm not a wish granter, I'm a reality slapper!" 💸😂
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
Commentary:
Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.
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WhatsApp and I are in a toxic relationship—breaking up would be ideal, but we just keep texting 😂📱💔
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.
Commentary:
Snacks and juice: the ultimate life goals! 🍪🥤 Who needs deep conversations when you have cookies?
I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.
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Always keep your inner horniness at a simmer, just like a pot of spaghetti—you never know when you're gonna need a full plate 🍝😄🔥
I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the luxury of generational wealth: a whole bedroom *and* a window! 💸🛌🚪
What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?
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When your brain's ready to party but your body's already in pajamas mode 😴🎉😅
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
Commentary:
When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥