84 funny desire quotes - Wordgag

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

May 24, 2026

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

May 24, 2026

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

May 24, 2026

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

May 24, 2026

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

May 24, 2026

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

May 24, 2026

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

May 23, 2026

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

May 23, 2026

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

May 23, 2026

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

May 23, 2026

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

May 22, 2026

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

May 22, 2026

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

May 22, 2026

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

May 22, 2026

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

May 22, 2026

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

May 21, 2026

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

May 21, 2026

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

May 21, 2026

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

May 21, 2026

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

May 21, 2026

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

May 20, 2026

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

May 20, 2026

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

May 20, 2026

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

May 20, 2026

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

May 20, 2026

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

May 20, 2026

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

May 20, 2026

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

May 20, 2026

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

May 20, 2026

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

May 20, 2026

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

May 20, 2026

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

May 20, 2026

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

May 19, 2026

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

May 19, 2026

I want this laziness removed from my body.

May 19, 2026

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

May 19, 2026

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

May 19, 2026

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

May 18, 2026

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

May 18, 2026

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

May 18, 2026