84 funny desire quotes - Wordgag

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

May 30, 2026

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

May 30, 2026

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

May 30, 2026

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

May 30, 2026

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

May 29, 2026

I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

May 29, 2026

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

May 29, 2026

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

May 29, 2026

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

May 29, 2026

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

May 29, 2026

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

May 29, 2026

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

May 28, 2026

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

May 28, 2026

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

May 28, 2026

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

May 28, 2026

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

May 28, 2026

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

May 28, 2026

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

May 28, 2026

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

May 27, 2026

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

May 27, 2026

Can we skip to the rich part?

May 27, 2026

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

May 27, 2026

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

May 27, 2026

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

May 27, 2026

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

May 27, 2026

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

May 27, 2026

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

May 27, 2026

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

May 27, 2026

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

May 26, 2026

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

May 26, 2026

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

May 26, 2026

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

May 26, 2026

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

May 26, 2026

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

May 26, 2026

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

May 26, 2026

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

May 26, 2026

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

May 25, 2026

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

May 25, 2026

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

May 25, 2026

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

May 25, 2026