Dear nurses, you donโ€™t have to announce my weight, just write it down. Thatโ€™s why I have my eyes closed when Iโ€™m on the scale.

Commentary:
"Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜‚ Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! ๐Ÿ˜… #StealthyWeighIn"