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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Commentary:
"Dear nurses, please respect our dignity and save us from the 'Weight Announcement Ceremony'! 🤐😂 Let's keep that number a secret between you, me, and the scale! 😅 #StealthyWeighIn"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged announce, closed, embarrassment, eyes, eyes closed, health, honesty, humor, i, just, nurse, scale, weight on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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