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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

91 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

100 shares on Threads this month:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Making waves on Facebook:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Just shared via Snapchat:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Going bananas on Discord:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Just landed via TikTok:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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