20 funny photography quotes - Wordgag

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

May 27, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

May 26, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

May 26, 2026

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

May 23, 2026

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

May 23, 2026

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

May 22, 2026

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

May 22, 2026

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

May 21, 2026

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

May 20, 2026

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

May 20, 2026

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

May 20, 2026

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

May 20, 2026

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

May 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

May 19, 2026

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

May 19, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Mar 31, 2026

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Mar 31, 2026

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Mar 31, 2026

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Mar 31, 2026