17 funny humanity quotes - Wordgag

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

May 22, 2026

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

May 21, 2026

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

May 21, 2026

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

May 21, 2026

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

May 20, 2026

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

May 19, 2026

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

May 18, 2026

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

May 18, 2026

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Mar 31, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Mar 31, 2026

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Mar 30, 2026

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Mar 30, 2026

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Mar 29, 2026

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Mar 27, 2026

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Mar 27, 2026

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Mar 26, 2026

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Mar 26, 2026