I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

Commentary:
“Looks like the mind is a maze with no escape route in sight! 🧠🚫🆘 Maybe a mental GPS could come in handy here! 😆🗺️”

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