If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.