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  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
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  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
  • I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
  • Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.
  • I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.