If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport. I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. I feel like people just come to the airport to cough. Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.