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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Funny quote about wishing to fly and secretly pooping on others.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ… Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! ๐Ÿ˜„"


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