If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the scrub-a-dub hit list is the real Billboard chart! 🎶🧽🍽️ Related funny posts 😂 If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs. Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me. It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.