If I were an organ, I’d fail. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I were an organ, I’d fail. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.