13 funny organ quotes - Wordgag

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

May 23, 2026

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

May 22, 2026

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

May 21, 2026

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

May 20, 2026

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

May 20, 2026

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

May 20, 2026

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

May 19, 2026

I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

Apr 1, 2026

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Apr 1, 2026

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Apr 1, 2026

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Apr 1, 2026

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Mar 30, 2026

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Mar 29, 2026