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I'm putting my brain in charge; it's time for a smarter GPS 🧠😂💔
14 Funny organ quotes
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.
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Feeling green with envy over that Martian's six-pack liver! 👽🛸😂
Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.
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Wow, maybe my appendix is just waiting for the right moment to finally reveal its plans for world domination! 🤔😄🦸♂️
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.
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"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
If I were an organ, I’d fail.
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"Looks like someone's having an 'off-key' moment 🎵😬 Don't worry, even the best organs need a little tune-up every now and then! Keep on rockin' in the key of life, and remember, even failures can make beautiful music in the end! 🎹🎶"
I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.
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"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"