Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Commentary:
"Believing the bodega owner likes you is as misguided as thinking the stripper is interested in your personality. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ต Let's be real, they both just want your money, darling! ๐Ÿ’ธ #RealityCheck"