If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Don't worry, with my trusty tweezers, you'll be the smoothest sleeper in the ICU 😂💤🔍 Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain. Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down. If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU. Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m. I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.