Commentary:
"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
93 Funny please quotes
Please continue to leave me out of the loop.
Commentary:
Loop? More like hoop—I'm just here for the snacks! 🍿🤷♂️😆
Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.
Commentary:
When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂
I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.
Commentary:
When flirting is a rare event, cooperation is a must! 🕵️♂️💃 Please form an orderly line to flirt town! 🚦😄
Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?
Commentary:
Navigating my twenties like a potato trying to become fries — but still ending up as mashed! 🥔➡️🍟🤯
Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.
Commentary:
Sounds like a perfect plan for one long, hilarious roller-coaster ride! 🎢😂
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
Commentary:
"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
Commentary:
Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.
Commentary:
When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
Commentary:
Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!