Commentary:
Sure, as long as we have insurance that covers "grand" injuries!
Funny funny request quotes
If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.
Commentary:
Don't worry, with my trusty tweezers, you'll be the smoothest sleeper in the ICU 😂💤🔍
I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.
Commentary:
Only if I can use that hour to plan how I'll think about you the rest of the time! 🕒🤔🧠
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
Commentary:
Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?
Commentary:
Lost on my way to logic, ended up here instead! 🤪🧭✨
Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’
Commentary:
This is the kind of email policy we all need—a work environment that's lactose-tolerant! 😂📧🍦
Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.
Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"
Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?
Commentary:
"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"