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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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"Forget counting sheep—I'm signing autographs! 🏆🐑😴"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged deals, endorsement, humor, ID, insomnia, joke, sleep, sport on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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