If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water? Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? π’π»π¦" Related funny posts π Iβm not afraid of ghosts because everyone whoβs mad at me is still alive. Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea. The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.