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4 days ago
Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Commentary:
"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"
4 weeks ago
Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
1 month ago
Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
3 months ago
Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Commentary:
"Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"
3 months ago
Share →: The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Commentary:
Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Commentary:
"Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"
3 months ago
Share →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"
4 months ago
Share →: I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"