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When you're more bookworm than human, but hey, at least you're well hydrated! 📚💧😄
97 Funny water quotes
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Moo-d miracles are udder-rated! 🐄🍷🥛
By the way, people have survived centuries without data centers, but have never survived without clean water.
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So true! But I'd still need a data center to Google how to find clean water! 💧🤔💻
Having a job is lowkey a great way to stay hydrated, ’cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun.
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Turning water into fun since hiring day! 💦😄 #StayHydrated
You don’t drink tap water but use it to make ice?
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When you trust your freezer more than your faucet! 😂🚰❄️
I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.
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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏
Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”
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Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦