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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏
92 Funny water quotes
Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”
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Only in America would we add a sprinkle of confusion to water and call it science! 😄🇺🇸🌡️
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Looks like hydration just needs a rebranding! 🍻💧😆
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.
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"Staying hydrated: the key to mastering the art of strategic escape routes from endless Zoom calls! 🚰😅🚻"
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
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Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦