84 Funny why quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

  Commentary:
  "Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're just 'resting their eyes' until the next nap adventure! 😴😂 #SleepDenial"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why read the room when you can leave the room?

  Commentary:
  "Reading rooms? Overrated. Exiting like a mystery novel? Now, that's some plot twist! 🚪😂📚"

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