If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Commentary:
“If pigeons could talk, they’d probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat”

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