If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan? One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.