Commentary:
"If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat"
Funny pigeon quotes
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
Commentary:
"Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"
You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
Commentary:
Living in a city where seagulls are the fashionably exclusive bird poop connoisseurs – a true sign of elite urban living! 💁♂️🏙️ Who needs mundane pigeon droppings when you can boast a splash of seaside sophistication? Embrace the unexpected blessings from above, darling! 💩🕊️ #CityLivingElevated
In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"
As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"
The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.
Commentary:
Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover
One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.
Commentary:
Well, some city folks could definitely use a "Pigeon Navigation 101" class! 🐦🧍♂️🚶♀️🤣
If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
Commentary:
Absolutely! 😄🐦🐔 How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let's hope the "coo clucks clan" doesn't start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost 🐣🐓. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?
I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Commentary:
Feeling like a part of the exhausted pigeon club, where the mascots are coffee cups and mismatched socks! 🐦☕🧦