25 Funny cigarette quotes

Funny cigarette quotes 🚬😂 light up your day with a puff of humor! Whether you’re a smoker or just love witty wordplay, these clever lines add a spark to any conversation. Ready to inhale some laughs and exhale the stress? Let’s dive into the smokin’ hot world of funny cigarette quotes that will have you chuckling in no time! 😄🔥💨

I’m not against vaping because it’s unhealthy. I’m against vaping because it makes you look like a bloody loser. Pick up a cigarette or a joint!

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Vaping: when you want to look like you're auditioning for the role of "bad boy" in the tech support department. 🚬😂

English cigarettes after sex. Call that fag post shag.

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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time 😏💨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.

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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🚬💼

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!

Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.

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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂