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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
22 Funny cigarette quotes
Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.
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Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟♂️🚬💼
“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”
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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅
I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.
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While we wait for "healthy" vape donuts to be a thing… 🍩🚬🤣
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.
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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂
Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.
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If humor is your exhale, you might just be my favorite secondhand smoke 😂🚬❤️
They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.
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Smoking without the smoke? Count me in for luminous lunges! 🌟🚬💨
Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.
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Who needs a smoke break when you've got a cold can of fizz? 🍹😆🚬