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22 Funny cigarette quotes

Funny cigarette quotes 🚬😂 light up your day with a puff of humor! Whether you’re a smoker or just love witty wordplay, these clever lines add a spark to any conversation. Ready to inhale some laughs and exhale the stress? Let’s dive into the smokin’ hot world of funny cigarette quotes that will have you chuckling in no time! 😄🔥💨

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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