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Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals 🌼❤️ One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive? 😄🌸

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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30 shares on Reddit this month:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

39 shares on Threads this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Trending via Messenger:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Going viral on Threads:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Shared recently on Slack:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Going viral on X:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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