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Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals 🌼❤️ One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive? 😄🌸

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39 shares on WeChat this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

42 shares on Slack this month:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

60 shares on Slack this month:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Live now on Messenger:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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