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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! 📖🎯 Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message 😅💥 #BibleThumping"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accuracy, accurate, bible, close, close range, humor, irony, range, throw on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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