If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do. Posted on2 hours ago2 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction. I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
