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Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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