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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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