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Brains, heart, and good vibes? Talk about the ultimate triple threat! 💡❤️😎
36 Funny sexy quotes
I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.
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Proof that even FBI agents can come with a sense of style—and smolder! 🔥🕵️♂️👽
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
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Dyslexia never looked so good 😎🔡❤️
Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?
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Looks like I'm in the VIP club of stunning! Who knew good looks granted internet access? 😎✨
I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.
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Testing patience: 80% annoyance, 20% charisma 😂💃🤷♂️
When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.
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Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪
That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.
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Embracing the weirdo vibes, one odd sock at a time! 🧦🤪
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
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"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦♂️👣🤣"