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Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂
12 Funny lip quotes
“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”
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Can't resist that flavor, but I won't get a sugar rush, right? 🍒💄😆
Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.
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Chin-diana Jones and the Temple of Mysterious Fillers! 🕵️♀️😂💉
Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
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Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.
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Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.
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👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips
Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
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"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"
If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.
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Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism
You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.
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"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"
I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.
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When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨