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12 Funny lip quotes

Funny lip quotes 💋 are the perfect way to add a splash of sass and humor to your day! Whether you’re rocking a bold lipstick shade or just love a clever twist on words, these witty lines will make you smile 😄 and maybe even wink 😉. Ready to pucker up and laugh out loud? Let’s dive into some lip-smackingly funny vibes! 💄✨

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My lips could use some attention today.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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