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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it's a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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