27 funny trick quotes - Wordgag

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

May 29, 2026

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

May 29, 2026

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

May 28, 2026

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

May 28, 2026

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

May 27, 2026

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

May 27, 2026

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

May 26, 2026

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

May 26, 2026

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

May 26, 2026

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

May 25, 2026

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

May 25, 2026

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

May 25, 2026

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

May 23, 2026

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

May 23, 2026

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

May 23, 2026

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

May 21, 2026

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

May 21, 2026

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

May 21, 2026

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

May 20, 2026

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

May 20, 2026

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

May 20, 2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

May 19, 2026

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

May 19, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

May 19, 2026

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

May 19, 2026

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

May 19, 2026

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

May 19, 2026