Commentary:
Sure, I'll order a large imaginary pepperoni pizza with extra cheese… No calories, all dopamine! 🍕😁
29 Funny trick quotes
It’s unbelievable that the simplest way to save a PDF is to trick the computer into thinking you’re going to print it.
Commentary:
Looks like my printer's now my IT consultant 😂🖨️💻
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
Commentary:
Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
Commentary:
So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.
Commentary:
"Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"
For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.
Commentary:
Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀
For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.
Commentary:
"Forget magic wands, this trick could really disappear some assets! 🪄💼💸🤣"
I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
Commentary:
"Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"