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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
27 Funny trick quotes
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
Commentary:
So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.
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"Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"
For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.
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Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀
For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.
Commentary:
"Forget magic wands, this trick could really disappear some assets! 🪄💼💸🤣"
I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
Commentary:
"Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
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Commentary:
"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"
The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.
Commentary:
"Word on the street is, the real race against time begins once you start struggling to gracefully enter and exit your sports car… 🚗💨 At that point, it's more of a 'grunt and go' situation! 😆 #LifeGoals"