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Sounds like you need a wind turbine for your eye rolls and a solar panel for your sighs! 😂⚡️😄
79 Funny energy quotes
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
I turn off the lights so there’s more power for the data centres.
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That's my way of contributing to the virtual world—saving watts to power up the cat memes! 😂💡🐱
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.
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Guess I'm just trying to reach 'full charge' like my phone, but instead I’m vibrating more than it ever does! ☕🔋😅
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
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If only being annoyed could lower my electric bill! 🔌😤⚡️
I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.
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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼
This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.
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When your energy drink unlocks DLC colors for your vision! 🥤🌈👀
My default setting is sexual energy.
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Sounds like you've got more steam than a pressure cooker! 🔥😅
Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.
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Walking into a CVS is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of last-minute purchases! Hope you make it out with your wallet and sanity intact! 💸🌀😂