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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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