If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I'm out of advice.

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“If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it’s time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice”

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