💾 Save Image If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it's time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: advice, coffee, escapism, humor, problem, relaxation, sex, solutions, tequila