Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
  • Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.
  • I was actually doing so well until your email found me.
  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.