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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, humor, life, mouth, opinion, sarcasm, self-expression on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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