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  • If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.
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  • My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.
  • Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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  • “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.