Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.
  • The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
  • Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.
  • I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
  • I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.