Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.