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"Who knew laziness could be so fabulous? 😂 It's a tough choice between getting things done and embracing the awesomeness of laziness! 💁‍♂️💤 Keep slaying that lazy game, my friend!"

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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3 months ago

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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4 weeks ago

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Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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2 months ago

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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2 months ago

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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2 months ago

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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2 months ago

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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