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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.