I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbo… Commentary:"Trying not to read about carbs after 4pm? That's some serious dedication to the late-night snack game! 🍟🚫 Stay strong, resist the siren call of the midnight pantry raid! 🌙💪" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything. “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that. I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.
