Commentary:
Ah yes, nothing like curling up with a book for that smug sense of self-improvement 😏📚✨
136 Funny reading quotes
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
Commentary:
Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂
A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.
Commentary:
Plot twist: I turned public transport into a crime scene investigation! 🔍🚂📚🤣
Do y’all remember the shame of reading fanfiction before it was normalized? Like, ‘Damn, I used to hide in the shadows, and now we’re just talking about it everywhere.’
Commentary:
Reading fanfiction used to be my ninja training for stealth mode, and now I'm out here proudly waving my bookmark like a flag 😂📚👀
I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.
Commentary:
Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
Commentary:
Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.
Commentary:
Looks like the previous writer left the character in "uh-oh" mode, and the new writer's here for "damage control" duty! 😅✍️📚
Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.
Commentary:
Wow, reading Shakespeare feels like unlocking the "Where'd That Phrase Come From?" achievement on every page! 😄📜✨
I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm bringing back hieroglyphics to fit in! 📜🤔🙈
I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
Commentary:
Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪