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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
132 Funny reading quotes
It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.
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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.
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Looks like the previous writer left the character in "uh-oh" mode, and the new writer's here for "damage control" duty! 😅✍️📚
Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.
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Wow, reading Shakespeare feels like unlocking the "Where'd That Phrase Come From?" achievement on every page! 😄📜✨
I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.
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Looks like I'm bringing back hieroglyphics to fit in! 📜🤔🙈
I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
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Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.
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Swiping left on dating apps because my true love is the library 📚❤️🤣
Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.
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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.
Commentary:
Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉